My Unclothed Cruise Encounter on the Big Nude Boat

Felicity Reviews the Bare Necessities Unclothed Cruise
Naked Cruise - For eight days, Jordan and I sailed the Caribbean Sea on Bare Necessities' 50th unclothed cruise. Yes, 50th! On the biggest nude boat they've ever chartered. Close to 3,000 bare passengers sailed with us from Ft. Lauderdale to Mexico, http://spynudism.net , Panama and back.
As you might have heard from our newsletter, we nearly didn't make it on the ship when blizzard Nemo came rolling into town and canceled thousands of flights the day before!
But we got out of New York in the nick of time and onto the ship that first day.
We set sail late afternoon and once we were 3 miles out, ournaked cruise director announced that we could get nude!
There was some clapping and cheering as the naked cruise formally began and folks started getting naked aboardthe cruise ship!
The NakedCruise Aboard The Big Nude Boat:
When they said Big Nude Boat, they weren't kidding. There were 10 or 11 degrees. You could run into someone once and then not see them again for days. The weather was sunny and warm every day and most folks spent the daytime on the upper outside decks, sunbathing bare or relaxing naked in one of the pools or hot tubs.
On these decks, there were two outdoor pools, several hot tubs, and a giant water slide! There was also a basketball court and miniature golf course. The spa had http://nudismnudist.com , sauna and steam room.
My only issue was that with the exception of the spa's indoor whirlpool, all the hot tubs were more like warm baths, and I found them overly cold for comfort at night. Besides that, a lovely ship.
Food and Beverages During The Bare Cruise:
Food, glorious food! If any of you've ever been on a Carnival cruise before, you realize how much food is available on these ships. At breakfast and lunch there were big buffets with an enormous assortment of cuisines. Ice cream and pizza were accessible all day long. At night you could dine fancier at among the restaurants with even better food.
There were vegetarian choices each night, though vegans might find it a bit more challenging to eat. It was simple to indulge, but there was also no lack of healthier fare. I appreciated that there was a symbol signifying healthy choices on the restaurant menus.
There were two bars one could sit at for drinks on the decks, or obviously you could lounge in a seat and be waited on. Pop and alcoholic beverages cost extra. The alcoholic drinks were a bit expensive, but good. There were plenty of tables and chairs to sit and eat lunch or dinner outside too.
*Before I left out this one part, because I didn't need to sour the rest of the review, but I have to be honest with you all - I got food poisoning.

I was violently ill the last day and a half of the cruise, as well as 50 other passengers. This really isn't totally uncommon on cruise excursions. I wouldn't let this keep you from taking a naked cruise, but it does occur.

Posted December 28, 2016 23:08

 

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